Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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