ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Help. Why am I so naked?
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