I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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