Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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