I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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