even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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