dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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