You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
wow bdsm is so cute
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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