i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
They have beer where we have blood.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Someone signed my nipple.
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