but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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