oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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