I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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