I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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