I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Terrible idea I love it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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