4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
