i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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