I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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