that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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