Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Of course I have a pirate flag
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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