i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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