hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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