I need help removing her.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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