Your face is a jimmy john
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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