That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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