i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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