dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize