Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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