Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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