So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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