Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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