Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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