how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
worst night to have a conscience
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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