I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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