awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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