belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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