Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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