I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize