Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im about as happy as oj after his trial
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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