You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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