So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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