we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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