i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He has the fingertips of a God
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