So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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