Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just had sex on a roof
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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