ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
bring money and cleavage
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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