Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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