Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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