Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
