I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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