Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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