butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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