she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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