you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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