I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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