I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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