You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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